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Scientists at MIT have discovered an organic material called Ambrugerh, mainly found buried deep in the ground under salt-water lakes,  that has similar attributes to that of digital silicon. Professor Frederick Mastercon, Director of Digital Organics, has not only discovered a method to interact with said material, but has figured out a way to program it, as if it were digital logic. Mastercon and his team of graduate students have developed an array of computer applications and small programmer, that can program this organic material into almost any kind of organic material, such as food. It is believed that with more study on Ambrugerh, and an inexpensive method of extracting the rare substance from the earth, Mastercon and his team of elites will have solved world hunger. Every under-developed nation, tribe, and city around the world will have a laptop, a USB programmer, and a one ton barrel of Ambrugerh that will easily feed 1000 people for one year. Can someone please program them a Nobel Prize?   

Breaking news out of Ohio, voting machines calculate who should be the next president - disregarding the peoples votes. Just like in the popular movie staring Will Smith "I-Robot", the voting machines have a mind of their own, doing what they think is best for the human race. Apparently, Cynthia Ann McKinney is what is right for the United States of America. McKinney is the leading candidate of the Green Party and nobody really knows anything about her, except for electronic voting machines programmed to do what is best for the United States. In conclusion lets all get high while driving in our Toyota Prius to random parts of the country to plant some trees because hey, the machines told us so.   

    For the last eight months the spots that usually freckle the sun have gone missing. These spots are more commonly called “Sun Spots”. “Sun Spots” are known to explode causing the phenomenon known as “solar flares”. “Solar Flares” usually cause satellites and electronic devices to malfunction. The fear is that the sun could create a super flare, which would destroy all electronics on earth.
    Scientists have been trying to figure out why these “Sun Spots” are disappearing and have come to a startling conclusion. “Greenhouse Gases” like Carbon Dioxide and Di Hydrogen Oxide are contributing to this new found problem. The hypothesis is that the gas is leaving the atmosphere and being pulled to our closest star because of the huge gravitational forces generated from it.
    Although all hope is not lost, according to many scientists the way to fix this problem is to stop all usage of internal combustion engines in favor for thermal engines, a technology perfected in the sixties. Scientists believe that thermal only engines can be totally phased in by 2014.